May I have your attention please

I love having theories, looking at the evidence and drawing a conclusion. And then, of course, being right. That part's fun too.

In college, I had a theory that I am dyslexic. In order to be tested (and then get more time on tests, etc) I would have had to pay $1000. Being a poor college student, I just couldn't justify it. I worked around it and now laugh at myself when I get confused.

I also have a theory that I am slightly autistic. Not a lot, just a very little. My parents gave me every opportunity to learn social skills, but I'm still blunt, I laugh at the wrong things. I think shaking hands is one of the strangest ways two people can connect. It's nice to meet you! Here, have all my germs!

In the past year I have considered the idea that I am ADD. I don't really like this diagnosis. For me (and I mean this just for me, so don't get bent out of shape about your own ADD loved ones), it's about getting bored. I am known as the girl who writes everything down. It's the only way I can pay attention (and remember it, to be perfectly honest).

Why am I telling you all of this? There are only three shows that I will record and then sit down to watch. Recently, all three have bored me. I pause to see how much more I have to sit through. I will give some of the blame to new writers, transitional plot lines, clunky dialogue and the fact that I can't stand Christopher on GG (Run Lorelei, Run!), but mostly I'm bored.

Sigh.