This is a song for the lonely.

OK, I realize that I normally don't post twice in only a few hours, but this was too good to wait.

Something is going on with Cher.

According to the nice article, she is selling some clothes and furniture and donating some proceeds to her own charity. She hopes to raise a million dollars. You can see the auction online. All 16 pages of it. Lots of clothes, furniture -yes. Plus wigs, paintings, awards, jewelry, books, shoes, a Hummer and a Ford truck from the movie "Moonstruck". Lots and lots of crucifixes.

When we average people want to clean out the closets and redecorate, we throw everything on the driveway on a Saturday morning and hope for a few hundred. Cher goes to Sotheby's and will probably get more than a mil. I can't handle ebay, but I think the above globe is awesome.

But here my question: Is this a cry for help, a profitable way to feng shui or a very lucrative moving sale?

Gotta give the woman props for always doing it big. Granted, if you gave her a prop, she would probably throw it in this auction...