Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?

Two things you should know about me:

1. I am directionally challenged. Punky knows that, should he ever want to be rid of me, all he need do is drop me off in the woods or in the middle of the megamall. The woods are full of the same trees and the mall is full of the same three stores, so I would be hopelessly lost either way.

2. Regardless of the fact that I see myself as a force to be reckoned with, I am very approachable. Especially at certain stores where employees wear red. Even if I am not wearing red myself, I am asked where things are.

Today, a woman asked me for directions to a pizza place while I was at the above store. Yes, I do live here and have for the majority of my life. Still does not mean I know exactly where things are and how to instruct others to get there. And yes I do know my left from my right. It's the practical use of those words that are a hiccup for me.

I really do hope she figured it out...