A funny thing happened on the way to Fargo

Namely, I needed to figure out an 80's sitcom theme song played by the Simpson's Friday night. Perfect Strangers, while not my favorite, does have a fine theme. And I must be getting old because I was unable to remember the tune for more than five minutes at a time until I had recalled it about five times. Started doing Sudoku so as to work the side of my brain not preoccupied with my to do list (Why am I always going to the post office?).

I also saw a look-alike of my scary, ex-boyfriend/college stalker at a mall out there. After silently flipping out and then reasoning with myself that it wasn't him, I tried not to go into self-defense mode. I know, I know. Professional help...

I'm listening to Dido. I'm apparently craving chic music. Slightly angry, melodic chic music.

My question: Why do people live in Fargo? (If you love Fargo, don't be mad, just explain.)